No Country for Old Kaijū

There's an old legend that Antoine Chigurh and Chuck Norris passed each other once on a dirt road. Ten minutes after passing each other, Chuck Norris turned around and swung a roundhouse kick in Chigurh's general direction. As the deadly shockwave of nuclear proportions sped towards the man with the worst haircut ever given, Chigurh simply turned around and looked at the imposing blast with dead eyes. Eyes that said "you may be an act more than an object, untouchable by man and practically made by God...but I'll still kill you."

At this, the shockwave dissipated. Chuck Norris felt a sinking feeling after seeing the look in Chigurh's eyes from miles away, turned back around, and kept on walking. Chigurh, meanwhile, continued up the road, where he killed an orphan, three cows, a man grieving in a cemetary, and Tobey Maguire's mom.

I'm not entirely certain why Ray looks up to the Lone Ranger so damn much. Hell, Tonto was the brains of the operation, if you ask me. But hey, to each his own, right? Well, it's been an all right week, but I'm lookin' forward to the weekend. See ya'll when I see ya!