These Things Happen...

Well, here we are at last, another Warts comic. Horrific events such as the one depicted do, in fact, actually happen from time to time. The best you can do is grit your teeth, steady yourself, and repeat "he didn't just say that he didn't just say that" over and over until you've regained control of your bodily functions. After that, you'd better shower, in case any of the subject's horrible thoughts of saturated your flesh. Maybe in a couple of years you'll be able to watch Lord of the Rings again without gagging.

Yes, I'm still here, and I'm beginning to like drawing these comics. Which is strange, I know, seeing as I've only posted, like, 5. But it's still lots of fun. For those of you who are interested, Verdakk's forums are quite hoppin' right now, and we're about to go on a kick-ass quest to destory the Scales of Arcturus, and after that, we'll create a new game, 18 years later, in which all of our old characters are sick with some strange disease. All kinds of hardcore shit is gonna hit the fan, including Lantaro being forced to do an evil mission for the evil Order of the Vardin, and Jadex getting killed by the new good guys, the Order of the Phenix Tyl.

Fun times.

But for those of you who feel like shitting a brick out of disgust every time you hear the word "Vardin," do not fret, there is something for you in this blog, as well! All I know is movies and salamanders, and it's time, once again, to talk about movies. Strictly speaking, ones coming out very soon. Those on the top of my to-do list are as follows:

300

Smokin' Aces

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Freedom Writers

Children of Men

Alpha Dog

Primeval

I'm excited about the top 3, mostly. It'll be sweet. Anyway, until next time. Later!