Strange and slightly disturbing as it may seem, cockroach pregnancies are oftentimes tragic occurrences. Most cockroach mothers drink and/or smoke during pregnancy, creating malformed or depressed larva that tend to turn to alcohol, marijuana, and off-brands of glue for comfort. This has, of course, created a generation of delinquent cockroaches who spend their time doing drugs, spray-paining graffiti, and making a general nuisance of themselves. At times, a cockroach will OD on PCP and cut off its own head, running around crazy for days before finally dying from lack of name-brand glue.
Fucking tragedy.
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They look like water-beetles, too. Must be the drugs during pregnancy.
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